I sat under a tree and told the tree with tears falling, "Why do I always get hurt? Don't I deserved to be happy?" The tree answered, "Don't cry my child, everyone deserves to be happy and getting hurt is part of our life, so cheer up". My tears stopped falling, & I ran fast screaming... "Wahhh, Dios ko Lord! Ang kahoy moistorya, English pa jud".

Sa balay...
• ANAK: Nay, naa tay sud-an?
• NANAY: Tan-awa lang sa ref nak!
• ANAK: Wala man tay ref nay oi.
• NANAY: Aw, wala tay sud-an. Common sense nak oi.

FUNNY Chinese Names...
• Born secretly,... Tina Go
• Born without light,... Andy Lim
• Born Fat,... Bob Uy
• Born Different,... Eva Yan
• Born Blind,... Fe YongFeYong
• Born Skinny,... Nee Wang
• Born by Surprise,... Cora Tan
• Born Forgetful,... Lim Tan
• Born with brokenbones,... Fe Ang

Candidates of Miss Universe:
• Gutom ako, gutom kayo, gutom tayong lahat! HUNGARY!
• Ola viola kaserola tinola saranggola arinola ni lolo! VENEZUELA!
• Malay mo, malay niya, malay nating lahat! MALAYSIA
• Baha doon, baha dito, baha sa buong mundo BAHAMAS
• Hindi sa akin, hindi sayo, kanino siya? KENYA
• One way, two way, there's no other way! NORWAY
• Mandurugas, manikas, walay bugas! PILIPINAS

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Binebewang mo lang ang oras ko, in English "Ur just waisting my time".